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Does having subscriptions to 20 different muscle/bodybuilding magazines mean I’m gay?

I was going to start working out, so I got a subscription to one of those bodybuilding magazines. You know, the ones with the really awesome looking dudes with ripped abs, ginormous well sculpted pecs, and huge mountainous biceps. Well, I couldn’t get motivated to start a work out routine, but I kept the subscription. I enjoyed the magazines so much, that soon I subscribed to another, then another, and another. I think I eneded up spending like $1500 on these things. Anyway, the other day ago, a friend of mine stopped by, and when he came in my room and saw the huge stack of mags, he freaked and called me a fag! Since then, I’ve been depressed. I tried getting rid of the magazines but, something about them keeps me from going through with it. What’s worse is that I know my mom has seen them, and yesterday I came home and she had bought me a pink shirt and a yellow neckerchief. Then my dad hinted at taking me to the bunny ranch to “make a god damn man out of me”. I’m really confused!

If you use them for motivation and workout tips, no. If they turn you on and you masturbate while looking at them, yes.

Edit: Dharmanator, I looked at his other question and I think you may be right about trolling. At least he’s not as inflammatory as some.

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