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Thom Cantrall

Again, find life and Hollywood to disagree. In all the movies I've seen in which the animals are actually allowed to appear as themselves, in their real characters Disneyland and not a scenario where wild animals are portrayed as living in households with Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear living in harmony with their neighbors holidays and the squirrel, the media, you represent all glaringly obvious. Who can tell right away, but seeing as Shere Kahn is absolutely up to no good and wants nothing but evil puppy "man" in "The Jungle Book"?

Even when real animals are playing the part of animals, often with the help of plastic stand-ins, we are not allowed the honor to determine for ourselves the level of innate goodness contained therein. "Jaws" for example, could not make an appearance without being introduced with a performance in cooling the blood of a soul-tingling mood music. I know that a large white shark has a surprisingly close resemblance to any other great white shark much like a crow has a precise resemblance to any line in the world. But no However, it also meant that we need to say that this creature was dangerous? Would not the mere appearance of a fin of height above water tells us about his intentions?

As someone who has spent a large percentage of his life among the creatures of God, I can attest to one so steep that no warning as described above have been preceded by any close encounter of the malevolent kind among children of Mother Nature. Not once have I ever heard the tum-tum-tum-tum … tum-tum-tum-tum to Jaws generated when approaching any creature that can wish me ill!

In my single digits and very early double digits, so I spent more seventy-five percent of daylight and a substantial portion of time of not-so-hours of light when not serving in that venerable institution that was the bane of my ilk … School … anywhere, but under one roof.

Much of this time was spent in exploring every square foot of the estate of my uncle and the surrounding environs. Fences held no meaning for me at this time and place than an inconvenience to say to keep livestock confined to an area default … more or less, given how most of these hurdles remained Backwoods.

Many had been erected by the Spanish when General Mariano Vallejo had owned this vast domain of northern California and has seen little in the way of maintenance since then. Saying that most decrepit would have been liberal in the description … in fact, most were worse than that. As a result, was quite open to both the range of cattle and sheep grazed wood and brush, and young children who were, indeed, pint-sized pupils of Lewis and Clark, Kit Carson and Jedediah Smith. But I digress …

This ranch was home to about four or five million western rattlesnakes. Indeed, it seems that these rattlesnakes are the only thing that did grow in abundance in this back woods ranch. Now, maybe I exaggerated a bit, but suffice to say that were common and grew. I know that the official records say that this snake does not exceeding five feet (1.52 m) long, but experts could have shown that several copies conservative considerably exceeded that length. Probably the most I have personally seen large, was one of my cousin Shirley killed in the line just through the back door of the house. This snake measuring over six feet (2 meters) long, without heads. This snake had a circumference of more than eight inches (19.3 cm) and a particularly menacing. For the most part, the only time he killed a rattlesnake is when he was in proximity to the house or could pose a danger to some of us. Although I know that television tends to portray the snake coiled in one position, her head poised to strike rattles and singing, I actually saw that in nature so rarely that I thought for many years we have had with dementia or at least unnatural snakes. Yes, when provoked, our snakes coil and assume that classic pose, but it was a very rare circumstance, indeed, when a outpourings snake with its hum of chanting. In general, had to be led like getting buzz. Normally, as soon as no longer prodded or pushed, just unwinding and slid into the rattlesnake their business without even a "by your leave" or even a backward glance. Although probably have shaken his head and shrugged his shoulders, have had at the ignominy of this treatment he had received.

The only notable exception to this general rule occurred a warm day of spring when Tony, our confidence riding horse and tired, and I returned from a morning excursion to the edge of the desert, an area immature tassels of about two inches (5 cm) in diameter and twenty feet (7 meters) who had died in a wildfire that had relatively recent passed through the area. This created a nightmare land of soot covered stems resembling a forest of black bamboo. Only fools never entered the desert … second time. In the morning in question he had just done a tour of many of the same people climb mountains reason … because they are there. He had been an incursion pleasant and served to clear my mind of the cobwebs generated during the previous week by Mr. Wilson, my fifth grade teacher in his endless search for the dangling participles or syntax or something. The trip had worked wonders on my nervous system over-taxes, which serves to remind me if I wanted a name to hang your gerund, it was not my fault!

I was smiling inside and out asleep under the morning sun. Tony, meanwhile, was taking it all more or less calmly and was almost as asleep as I was. The road were on the road was not adequate, but a cat path cut by the blade mass venerable Uncle TD-24 bulldozer in the search of large trees from Coastal Redwood (Sequoia Sempervirons) which grew there. These roads cat mountain ranges offering the tired feet of a rather comfortable walking. They were, at least, free brush and coated in about six or so inches (9 cm) of loose powder and fluid. The dusty road was the newspaper the morning of the mountain. It can read travel for locals … deer, lizards, snakes, mice, skunks and raccoons, weasels … all left note passing through the reader alert.

On this special day, however, "description" was not a word I would use to describe anyone Tony myself. I lay on the chair, half asleep in the sun, the reins wrapped loosely around the handle … My feet hung on each side of the horse, free from the stirrups. In short, it was a very pleasant morning as a boy of my years few could have imagined until a curve and directly to the belly of a rattlesnake Tony's big enough, we do have a strong and penetrating buzz that immediately served to transform an idyll into a nightmare.

I immediately recognized the sound than it was and, unfortunately, so did Tony. His immediate reaction, born of an innate fear, if previously unknown large rattlesnake, would vertical jump straight to a considerable distance. I have to leave the exact altitude reached to the imagination because, at that time, I was too busy to research quantitative.

The words of my father had uttered only a week before, when I arrived back at the barn of Tony and being in the chair, but sound asleep, came to mind … "Thomas (actually called me Tommy … a habit he could not break him of his entire life!) One of these days something is to scare him and he will throw so high that the crows have time to build a nest in the rear (actually, my father's language is as colorful as it was, "behind" was not the exact word used here) before reaching the earth! "That, along with some other predictions on the effects of my anatomy some of my antics served to suggest that I would have a future just as a prophet who had chosen to pursue that end. With maturity, something that could have obtained fairly long odds, this time against my ever survive long enough to reach, has come to realize that perhaps "someone from the consequences "may have had more to do with their predictions, that any sense of the supernatural or ethereal.

It amazes me even today, more a century and a half later, the clarity with these thoughts came to mind while still in the ascent phase and diligently apply what he knew, added to what was the learning of the physics of flight, even while contemplating the inevitable … Somewhere below me was a crazy horse under him, an angry snake vociferous rattlesnake. Even though I was still gaining altitude at the time of this thought, I knew that eventually the gravity of what it was, he would going to have to a landing. Although I am currently sailing very well, I was not sure that time so benevolent circumstances would continue, let alone endure.

Although the time seemed suspended, I could feel myself losing speed on approaching the peak of my short flight. Soon I felt the rush of air as my flight direction inverted once more my speed started to increase at a rate of, I learned many years later, thirty-two feet (11 m) per second for every second of my offspring. At this point, my thoughts began to shift from esoteric research gliding to all worldly … Where the Hell (this being about language stronger in my command at this point) is that the snake?

I must say, as the land became bigger and bigger in my viewing window, much of the same image of the Apollo astronauts would have seen nearly a decade and a half later, the snake began to occupy more and more of my work ethic. As the conjectural thought were sidelined for the essentials, I began to detect in the periphery of my consciousness, a strong and mysterious screaming seemed fill the air with its essence. A small part of my conscious thought, had been kidnapped by the strange sound. At this time I realized that, of three players in this incongruous drama, there was only one, able to generate such output. As in the science of criminology, when you delete impossible, what remains is probably the truth. Thus, in this case, neither horse nor with the snake was capable of that tone, so that left only me as the author of that sound … a fact that but did little to mitigate the volume served to eliminate a source of stress in my psyche and tortured.

Now there was only one remaining first thought … Where the hell is this snake? Very soon, as the pilot told his board of inquiry after the crash of his fighter plane … "I ran air speed, altitude and ideas at the same time "… I came to measure the length of my deep in the dust of the road. While he was bedridden, still question when the snake was, I could hear what Tony tracks as fast as he could down the mountain. It seemed nothing more than the intention to put as much distance as possible between himself and snake … … wherever possible in the shortest time possible. As he lay on the floor sucking needles and leaves of trees and shrubs near in the effort to get the air flowing into my lungs again, I began to take stock of my anatomy. Without the benefit of mirrors or other paraphernalia, I have the assessment that everything seemed to be pretty much as it was before the test, three seconds ago.

The snake was not in evidence, after leaving during the disaster described above. Tony was gone, but I had no concern for him. I knew the way back to the farm better than I and I I had no doubt that I would see him next time I got to the bottom of the mountain, standing at the door, probably complaining because they had been fed yet.

I spent a few minutes of my state assessment, testing my limbs and, in general, asking "Where the hell was that snake. Finally, having decided that little more could have from my current position, tentatively began to rise. It was not the easiest task I've done never, but almost everything seemed to work quite well so timidly at first but soon with more strength and determination, by the way I moved. I was sure Tony was gone and I was resigned to the long walk home with shaky legs and sore.

About three curves down the hill, standing beside the road towed was Tony, his bridle hanging on the ground actually engage him and that allows me to take the reins, riding horses and riding in the backyard ranch in the win, head up instead of having sore feet that the last three kilometers from the site of my encounter.

My neglected even more that the usual condition and my movements and did not work finally clued my parents that all was not peaches and cream fresh in my world. The severe interrogation that was submitted later served to get the story of the meanest rattlesnake throughout Northern California, outside of me … only to induce paroxysms of joy of the whole family, parents, brothers, uncles and cousins, at my expense … probably the meanest thing that the snake did. And I never did know where he had come to … I was eternally grateful that he still was not there when I got back from my flight to free abortions.

As usual with animals ie, that there was absolutely no warning before singing out loud that the voice on everything … er … tail for you. In fact, it is precisely this tendency in some people to remain silent until thoroughly into their trap and I'm at peace with the world before launching their attack in which the mark as any means of animals!

One of the past masters of this subterfuge lies in the forested areas of the Pacific Northwest. It is a small bird, too small to account for the amount of terror can create. It is rarely as big as a hen rooster, but its ability to increase blood pressure levels of the victim to unexploded almost unparalleled in nature. The usual scenario usually involves …

The morning had been hectic. Elk were about good numbers and has provided opportunities to throw in a couple of times in small bulls. It was early in the season and although I was stretching for something better, ignoring my long principle of "never turn down the first day it would take on the last day. "The vagaries of archery hunting for elk what it was, an era that never safe in the assumption that the chances of eventuate continue offering good shots. However, was adamant. I wanted a good bull that I could get one, and if one is always a little first, never have the opportunity to take a big one.

The sun made brief appearances from time to time and it had not rained in more than two hours when he heard of elk nearby. It should Elk noted that, although they are beautiful and demanding that they do not bathe. Therefore, it smells like a barnyard. And a large group of them smell like a large yard. That's what I was reaching now … the aroma of a group, properly called a gang, Elks somewhere nearby. The terrain was flat and rather swampy. Timber was scarce, but regular growth. The main growth was omnipresent Salal Brush (Galtheria Shallon). Salal grows everywhere in this country, and is, in fact, an economical important in this area, as is harvested and used in floral arrangements in Western cities. Interlaced in this lush growth of Salal is the scourge of Northwest Wood, Pacific blackberry (Rubus ursinus). There is just enough here to serve as a major tripping hazard, linking legs firmly hiker on the floor while his body continues in his walk. The result is often a heavy blow and a burst of profanity. The fact that this shrub is the main food simple source for Colombian Blacktail deer living here a little at this point to redeem the Tripeo eyes.

This morning, I was especially careful thereof. I moved through this area more scarce wood quietly, easing the way to where I could see the moose was smelling. On and on I moved, step to pass over in silence. From one tree to the next until finally I was seeing elk moves through the wood. Various animals were present and had seen at least a set of antlers through the trees. I was inching ever closer. She had already spent a small bull and some cows, the largest bull now in plain sight just ahead. I was slowly closing the range on it … Fifty yards … forty meters … more and more at twenty meters (22.5 m) which my wooden recurve limited me. Just as I was to the point where I felt I could take a shot, I took that one step further so often fatal. From outside the brush to my feet off a small ball-shaped pheasant feathers, rose. It was enough to say mercifully beat me with their wings, as his rise and his escape, if I could have stayed calm, he could have picked in the hat as he passed, but unfortunately, as it must. One can not imagine the amount of noise to a child so little can be done only with their wings in the morning air. Add to that the fact that he was actually multiplied by the factor of their wings actually physically hit me.

Of course, the moose is gone, having no more will to tackle the small tyrant than he had, but they had a clearer idea about the land on which to maneuver than I did with his feet tied to the ground by briars, my heart was in the vicinity of my Adams apple and counting … the air around me still blue expletive that got away, while my mind was occupied with other problems to deal with the grouse murderer!

On a scale of one to ten in meanness, that the grouse had to rate at least twelve or thirteen. I survived that attack and even outright to take more moose in the future but was not my latest sport … grouse strung my bow and arrow whenever the opportunity arose!

Lest you start thinking that is only the animal alive and conscious of being able to inflict pain and torture to the unwary or prepared, keep in mind that there are several species that have malice enough to continue with their pay, even beyond the curtain that marks the end of mortality. One of the meanest of them was a moose that went beyond the call whether the duty in the creation of torment.

The morning was rainy opening day of elk season for so many years. It was the season as first and my first foray into the forest of huge trees, old wood and young new-growth wood that is the west side of the Olympic Peninsula in Washington.

The Marina, a few months before, had seen fit to accept my first choice of destination in my transfer of the submarine that had served aboard the last five years. POMFPAC, Polaris Missile Fund, the Pacific, came to my house to the next, and last, is two years of my service. This ease of what is now the basis of submarines at Bangor, WA, where the Pacific Trident missile fleet. Housing in the area at the time of my arrival … "most critical since World War World "the headlines announced the day I arrived … I was forced to make a modification to my original plan of having a military household in the tank naval ammunition in Annex Indian Island near Port Townsend, about thirty miles (50 km) north of the base. This was a fortuitous circumstance, since I took between the worst of bad company … a band of elk hunters Hard Core.

From the time they met Greg and Adam in June until the season opened its doors in November, we talked about moose. Being the new kid on the block, I listened and listened … and listened some more. Many tales of moose trails followed, moose seen and robustness of the countries crossed. It was the latter that, in retrospect, did not listen closely enough.

Opening morning of the season moose 1968 I found on a hill covered with wood reprod … ie growth of young people between six and eight years old. It was five meters (5 feet) in height and only one or two inches in circumference. It can grow quite thick, covering the ground with a green carpet rather high. I was sitting in a position where he could see through the canyon below, the opposite ridge. Adam was, to my right, to the crest of a quarter mile (400 meters) away and near where the U.S. two ranges. Greg had taken his position to go to my left, down the hill, crossing a drainage and even on the side of the next ridge, giving an excellent view of the bottom of the opposite ridge. What led us to assume this alignment was our having seen a band of elk on the ridge beyond, rising from the basin Mosquito Creek. And, this band was moving slowly and with indifference towards us. A quick war council produces this display with the agreement on the point that when they reached the top of the ridge opposite, it is likely that either were themselves to my right, to the crest or turn to my left, down the hill. In the first case occurred, which would go directly into Adam. In the latter case, they could touch bottom and directly in the sights of Greg. I, being the rookie, was in the chair and only hope to get a chance.

The plan worked exactly as designed. The moose struck the top of the ridge and turned to my right, upwards. I saw how they fed and moved through the young wood. Never enough time for a shot, but could not see them. Occasionally I could see antlers, by usually by digging up the trees. I never could see the two horns of the animals while until finally, at the head of that ridge push in a small clear spot, there he was. A young bull that was, no doubt, but one very good for a rookie. Slowly I raised my brand new Remington .30 – '06 and took careful aim. I judged that the range in a little less than three hundred meters (270 m) and was curl up in a sling for my rifle … the view of my scope is just resolved on the spot when a shot sounded very strong and all I could see the bull in the scope were moose four feet waving in the air! Adam had obviously been in the position absolutely perfect.

With the report of the rifle, the band immediately went down the hill, obviously planning his escape back down the ridge to the bottom and from there to the sliding foot, wood-aged unseen. Once again, I could see them slipping through the undergrowth of the wood without giving opportunity to a shot. Once again, I could see over the horns of brush, but then …. Directly across the canyon on the side of the hill about one hundred feet (30 m) below the crest, the herd was in a way that brought to light for a short distance. At that time, were in a single file and slow moving at a trot. At the point in question, each animal in turn had to jump over a downed log and then went to the sight for the lengths of three to four the body at that moment the animal disappeared in the jungle growth. It was like a shooting gallery. The range was good, about two hundred twenty-five meters (200 feet) and above level. The shot, as was to be done without delay, was feasible.

I saw with enthusiasm, my scope locked on each head as it appears in the queue, waiting for a turn in the jump from the gallery. When a set of small antlers appeared in the lineup, I slipped out of the safety and waited for the cows and calves before he cleared the road. Very Suddenly he was there … with their heads held high as he jumped to the slain obstacle, without apparent effort and landed in the open area. Went a step further by dragging feet to restore balance and I heard the report of my rifle. Do not ever remember feeling the recoil. The shooting occurred as he watched the leap of hair behind of his front left shoulder and stopped dead. Since it was still on his feet, worked and bolt hold a second round in the chamber. Once again, jumped hair right next to the first success as a single one hundred-sixty-five grain Speer bullet hit its target. But again, it did not fall. Neither move. It was as if time stood and everything else in the world had disappeared except that bull moose and me. No elk in existence … I had no companions, no family and no purpose except what are bulls. Once again, I worked the bolt.

I knew I had two fatal shootings there and was surprised at his ability to remain standing. That was hit and mortally wounded, he knew, but I was determined not to suffer. I've always prided myself on the fact that any animal that had have required ever taken more shots to the issue. That a Roosevelt Elk Bull could have much more lead than a deer was a fact that I understood intuitively and just learn in real time. For my third shot, I took a little more time and placed in the bone running down his neck. I was sure he was not moving, with two rounds in the boiler room … now I'm going to put one in his wheelhouse. I felt the range was a bit much to carry out its brain, so he chose the second best location. Once again, I could see the hair on his neck as the jump shot and created major effect.

Gradually, after this injection, bull's knees began to subside. As a wrestler blow drunk viewed in slow motion, slowly folded, one leg at a time and was transferred to the earth, caring, I was sure, not every stroke of their delicious meat. dropped as I saw the empty bag of chips until he was prostrate on the steep Sidehill. Then, as the bag deployment on its own, a leg shook spasmodically … A second shot caused him to roll downhill a bit. Soon, another kick and he fell further down the ridge.

"Aha," I said, "Wonderful!" Will be much easier to wear out at the bottom of the ravine than it is at that Sidehill steep. Would probably have to drag to the bottom anyway … "

Oh, How naive can be a rookie? had failed to fully take into account the fact that just one of the moose harvest really mean in all creation. All elk hunters know intuitively to lift the trophy not live up the road as this would cause the package to be too easy. Even if one should be caught crossing that "Moose-land" they will do everything they can to rectify his blunder immediately and light out for the background of darker brushiest hole imaginable, not to die. Thus, in their path, can cause distress as possible in the unfortunate hunter who was not experienced enough to have taken his life! I once had a pastor of a local church I swear I said it had taken the bull by the road over Nice in a position which had to support in his van to the bank on the side of the road and slide animal in its entirety, so that recovery of him, almost without effort. I was skeptical but did not want to believe the clergy, when I heard who was also a fisherman! Now struggling terribly trying to believe his story more wild. By continuing, cleared his own for me. It seems that was stopped for some construction work of the road you were using when the wood cutting crew lost control of a tree falls and fell across the bed of his truck … I say, the moose do anything to get revenge! I am quite sure that animal over the road was just a ploy to lure the unwary into a position where his truck could be crushed like a June bug.

This is a common feature of all elk and subsequent harvests have led me from the back of "Ohmygawd Canyon "to the wetlands so bad and foreboding that the fauna has retreated several steps in the evolutionary scale (I mean, have you ever seen a flying lizard?). These outputs have been used to teach me this. However, what this bull did was far beyond the scale of evil hands. On second thought, I can not remember once, when a moose just go peacefully and lay where he fell.

In this land of excess moisture, rain creates many strange phenomena. More than two hundred inches (500 cm) of annual precipitation that the ground does not comply with the requirements of the water. In this case, these pressure ridges, as we now created a while ago, Long Gone glacier several thousand years ago were not made of solid rock, but alluvial material such as sand and gravel. At the bottom of the ravine, between the ridges, the overflow of water has created a ditch very similar to that created by a backhoe when the installation of underground utilities. This ditch was about eight feet (2.5 meters) deep and three feet (1 m) wide. The parties were perfectly vertical and the water running in the background. The trench was unstable to me that if he had been a construction project, no man ever have been allowed in without shoring up the walls.

As I hiked costs down from my point of ambush, I was drenched by the gallons and gallons of water that had been suspended on the needles of young spruce and fir trees that bulling my way to get where I hoped to find elk. Looking back on that today, my concern that the water was much like worrying about spilling a cup of water on oneself, just before dropping the boat. It took almost an hour to fight my way through thick brush as the hair of a shaggy dog back to get to the bottom of the ravine. I could easily see the path in the more open Sidehill the bull had done in his "Kick it loose and Let It Roll" routine is used to expand its meanness of stellar proportions.

The bushes had been negotiating ended a few yards from the ravine, providing a clear area of approximately eight feet wide extends across the ravine. I could not believe my good fortune to see this … Imagine, a clear playing field on which to work! Five hundred pounds (225 kg), and animals is quite difficult to move to dress in any place or position. If you do, the bush or in rugged terrain can be terrible. I was almost ecstatic, then, to find this benefit. And that ecstasy lasted two minutes, or what led me to break with the last of the heavy cover and see the horrible truth of what this animal had done as his last act of defiance. All I saw where I would assume this beast that was the mark of his last fight as he managed to breathe his own body in the trench at the bottom of the ravine. With no small concern, which moved slowly forward, looking expectantly at fearing that hole but confirmation of what was new was the truth.

What a sight greeted me was indescribable. Located at the bottom of that hole I could see one front leg, or maybe two back legs and one eye. He stood in a position juxtaposed I am convinced there were other forces of chance at work here. I really wonder that could have become so sincere misaligned by chance. Furthermore, it was now acting as a barrier of Nice in the stream at the bottom of the ditch and was quickly creating a rather nice lake to its upstream side.

It was at least six feet (2 meters) from the lip of the trench for the animal, filled it with another at close range with your body. The walls were perfectly vertical, so that I could see in either direction, I offer easy access or exit at any point of view. I found convenient trunk excess logging of this area and sat down to contemplate my situation.

As I pondered the improbability of this, a shot was heard from the direction of Greg. Vaguely, I remembered another of the area a little earlier. More than likely, this last shot was over before it had begun a … what which means, Adam is busy with his own previous bull, and now Greg with his, I was all alone. He was sure that I could expect no help to As he left me.

The rain fell, it drops more, but in vast sheets of water. Looking at the draw, I could see wave after wave of water driven by the wind. In places where the wind took the mound, the water was thrown into the hill, at the forefront in the wind. It was actually raining upwards! I never, nor before or since witnessed this phenomenon accurate, but there was this cold, windy and wet November day.

Finally, after much searching, removed my outer garments, jacket, waistcoat, raincoat, etc, and piled on the stump that had served my throne, and, leaving only My venerable Buck knife, hatchet and saw the bones of my belt sheath, which sprang from the edge of the ditch in her womb.

I've never seen a show. I had a moose lying in a ditch, had a lot, a whole, including, Elks runs in the bottom of the trench. Looking up, he seemed to being buried in the groin of Mother Earth itself. With a sigh, I pushed aside all thoughts and bent to the task at hand.

My first attempts in animal movement only resulted in the falling debris and water waves as unlock, momentarily, the river was stopped by the agency submitted in the background. I paused and re-evaluated my situation. I looked at the situation in detail and believe me, there was no small part of what was heartening. Anyway, I thought I had an idea of what to do to untangle this mass of moose and organize it according to the flow of the ditch. This, at least I would have provided the opportunity to dress the animal and possibly rendering it into pieces of manageable size that could eventually be removed from the hole. My years of setbacks untangle fishing reels me put me in a good position to get this job done.

By pulling on one front leg until I got free after coding through the mass of moose in the lake and increasing water ice on the uphill side, we must take a back leg of the trap, I was able to make some progress. Back through the channel to see again the foreleg of others only to find the antlers buried on the bench, holding the head firmly in place … directly in the Appendix higher misfolded trying to liberate. Again and again, back and forth during most of an hour, I worked to get this bug mean orientation let me begin the arduous task of slaughter. So far I've managed to get five hundred pounds of dead moose prepared as I wanted, I was soaked to the skin, covered clay and mud and regretted the day I had heard of elk. It should be noted here that although there may be described in words that suggest it was an occasion pleasant, cheerful … not! However, in terms of what was to come, this interlude may well be taken as a good life, easy.

Finally I had struggled to a position where he could start the dressing. As soon as I had downloaded the animal began to find problems caused by the proximity of the walls vertical. I could roll the animal to allow easy removal of the spoils, so I had to remove by hand on the aft end, piece by piece. For now, the frozen lake, formed by Elk Dam, had exhausted enough that I could move the guts out of water.

When finally I decided to be as clean as he could in my place and the current circumstance, I began the task of reducing carriable proportions. I thought that six would be appropriate. To this end, removed head and horns and put them in a safe place. He then removed both front shoulders. This, though not nearly as easy as it had been in open field was not too difficult. The hindquarters, however, was an entirely different matter. Normally, with the animal on its back, is a relatively simple matter of making a cut in the joint, allowing the weight of the hindquarters to pull it forms the casing. simply extending the cut as the quarter falls, soon cut off completely, the hip be a set of ball joint which is easily loose.

That's life in a perfect world. My world, by far, was far from enough, let alone perfect. I could not make the cut as is commonly held as nearly vertical walls of the legs, not allowing gravity to aid in the process. Add to this the fact that rigor was by this time, configuration and you can see the situation deteriorates rapidly. It was pure guts burst, dragging mules work to get the hind quarters separated from the channel and by the time it ended, I was almost in a bad situation, was that moose.

The last step in my process of killing was to split the channel transversely through the casing just above the sixth rib, obtaining a fairly flat piece of meat, which was the first prime number at the moose. In this figure the back and the choicest meats. The other half contained some fine steaks and … T-bones and fillets rib, steaks and Chuck was here with a lot of good moose. It also includes the ribs and chest and neck.

In the when the massacre was over, I was exhausted. In deciding my next move, I sank to rest, with a moose hindquarter as my seat … a load of meat round to support a round ass … and began to think how I would get out of this predicament. Obviously I could not get out the way he had entered, the severity of what it was, so there remains only two choices … to the trench or down in the ditch. As soon as my heart rate returned to near normal pace, I got and, assuming a fourth striker, began my journey in the bottom of the trench, praying for a place where the parties were low enough to let me out of the hole.

It seemed he had spent hours and miles before walking on the edge of the trench began to make gravy to greet me. Slowly and cautiously I went along My burden of gaining weight with each step that all the prayers, while for the issue of decreasing the depth to continue. Finally, at last, my head was above ground level and did not wait longer, but lifted the front quarter of my shoulder and on the ground outside the trench. I really felt like I had covered at least a mile, but was, as I learned to walk the distance on my way back, only a few hundred feet (350 m). Four more trips I made with meat of that bull and I had only left chest cavity. I was out of gas and ideas on how to move that big, bulky bull on my route that deteriorates quickly when I heard my name being called.

While smiling so broadly that it threatened to break my face, I cried again. When a second call asked if I needed help, I cried for my packboard rope and a couple of articles we had neglected to bring with me when I plunged into this hell. I think I was more interested in keeping safe and dry in my truck that was actually used. That was a mistake that never recurs in all the years he hunted elk. From from that day forward, never go out of my truck, without a piece of string wrapped around me.

I put the question of what to do about that last piece of meat on hold until I got help here with me. Meanwhile, I recovered. I knew the job was far from complete, even if Adam and Greg came in, still mean two trips each backup that mountain through the jungle undergrowth, with over one hundred pounds (45 kg) of elk strapped to packframes.

Within minutes, I heard the talk of men as the plane was broken and a curse occasionally sounded, indicating a foot caught in a root or a wine or something. It suddenly occurred to me that this was the noise of more than two men. In fact, when the brush finally separated, not only Greg and Adam looked, I made three good friends from the city. I could not believe they were there, after having said no to wait until the end of work commitments will cost it opening day of the season. There were now six of us. Bob, Leon and Larry had found our trucks parked and had heard the shots I had imagined that we had for animals and could use some help. This being before the current era when the world was not overrun with thieves, not it took the keys from a parked vehicle when, as you may need to be moved to allow access to another. Thus, the three left packboards and arts as we feel needed and began to meet. I was in my usual routine when he was told at first, so I did not listen. Greg and Adam, however, did. In fact, they were within a stone's throw he led Adam and Greg.

I can not express the joy I felt at seeing his cups home, and told them that as a lot! It is the work of a few moments to tie a rope to the last piece of the casing and remove the pit. They had even given a better route out. Basically, continued track of the moose had used in coming through that long hill and leads directly to the junction of the ridges and trucks. I discussed the possibility that I could get a ride out back either, but the fact that I suddenly realized that the only way this would happen is if they were willing to follow the same way that the moose was going … into six pieces did much to cool my ardor than I had thought to be a viable idea just before … An hour later, after much Talk about the sanity of anyone who would venture into that hole, everyone was in the truck to enjoy a cool drink and a hot meal of Chef Boyardee which was mounted on a Coleman stove. Even though only simple meal is heated quickly and served directly from the pot, was possibly one of the finest, most feast of welcome I've known.

Elk Adam was in his truck and Greg was waiting at the edge of a small track record ready to load. I fired my first shot at 8:05 in the morning and the sun behind the clouds thinning, slipped from the western sky as I sat in the back door of my truck and tells the story of the humblest of elk that ever lived …

About the Author

Thom is 65 years old and retired, forcibly, from regular work. He is helping his family start up a new concern manufacturing an idea of his from a couple of years back. He designed a target stand for archery 3D targets and has spent a great deal of time in this endeavor.

Thom was educated at Sonoma Valley High School in Sonoma, CA. After high school, the US Navy occupied the next nine years of his life, from 1961 to 1970 where he served as a Polaris Missile Technician on board the FBM Submarine USS James Madison SSB(N) 627. After leaving the Navy, Thom finished his formal education at Peninsula College in Port Angeles, WA and the University of Washington in Seattle.

Since leaving school, Thom as owned and operated several businesses, from a logging company to two accounting firms and an engineering firm.

Presently Thom lives alone in Kennewick, WA where he follows his love of writing, archery and his adopted family there.

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